from the B Monster's bulging repository of trivial filmic
archania comes this copious quantity of callous commentary
calculated to shatter your pre-existing prejudices pertaining
to what makes a movie truly B.
The ten worst film performances by a singer
The ten least convincing B movie monsters
The ten worst B movie musical interludes
The ten most misleading B horror film titles
The ten dumbest lines of B movie dialogue
The ten most seductive 1950s B movie scream queens
The ten most menacing B movie maniacs
The top ten B sci fi movie he-men
The ten coolest 1950s B movie aliens
The ten best B movie poster blurbs
snatch girls to mysterious planet!"
Blood Beast From Outer Space
"Human prey of giant
gorilla on her wedding night!"
The Bride and the Beast