WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING:

"'Dick Profane' takes an unflinching look at America's chapped extremities!"

AMERICAN SUBURBAN INTERNETWORK

"60-watt entertainment that takes you to the extreme edge of the very limit of the envelope!"

RURAL AMERICAN RADIO CRITICS GUILD

That's right, Dick Profane has swept the critics off their collective feet. Here's your chance to learn more about the tough-talking detective the whole world is talking about!

  
 
     
 
"Gripping cop drama jerked from today's headlines!" MEDICINE HAT REGIONAL CRITICS SYNDICATE

"Razor-sharp dialogue that cuts like a very sharp razor!" ERNEST KECK, KECK ONE RADIO
 
 

Get a closer look at the colorful characters in Dick's orbit, friends, coworkers and antagonists who bring out the absolute worst in him.
 

The earliest Dick Profane cases; primitive, arresting, no-holds-barred pulp drama complemented by artwork befitting the harsh subject matter.
  

Sage words and reckless rants from pulp pioneer Rance Turley, the crusty, embittered mentor to Dick's creator.
 

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Avail yourself of this opportunity to weigh in on the very issues that agitate Dick's hair-trigger temper. Write to Dick and his creators.
 
     

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