THE ORIGINAL PROFANE FILES
Here they are, the rude, crude pulp thrillers that first brought Dick to prominence. Click on a title and fasten your pants for a wall-to-wall, white-popcorn knuckle ride!

 
 


CASE 1
Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a MURDER

CASE 2
Old Mother Hubbard Went To The Cupboard To Fetch Her Poor Dog a MURDER

CASE 3
Freedom's Just Another Word For Nothing Left To MURDER

CASE 4
Sing A Song Of Six Pence, A Pocketful Of MURDER

CASE 5
Little Miss Muffet Sat On A Tuffet, Eating Her Curds And MURDER

CASE 6
If A Picture Paints A Thousand Words Then Why Can't I Paint MURDER

CASE 7
Little Boy Blue Come Blow Your MURDER

CASE 8
Once, Twice, Three Times a MURDER

CASE 9
Goodbye Yellow Brick MURDER

  
CASE 10
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes MURDER

CASE 11
He Stuck In His Thumb And Pulled Out a MURDER

CASE 12
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, May I Taste Your MURDER

CASE 13
And Everywhere That Mary Went The Lamb Was Sure To MURDER

CASE 14
Knick Knack Paddywack, Give A Dog a MURDER

CASE 15
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, How Does Your Garden MURDER

CASE 16
Humpty Dumpty Sat On a MURDER

CASE 17
Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat, His Wife Could Eat No MURDER

CASE 18
Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin MURDER

  
 
 

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Get a closer look at the colorful characters in Dick's orbit, friends, coworkers and antagonists who bring out the absolute worst in him.
 

The earliest Dick Profane cases; primitive, arresting, no-holds-barred pulp drama complemented by artwork befitting the harsh subject matter.
 

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